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Post by Jack Skellington on Dec 14, 2010 10:02:43 GMT -5
Post all nerdy pickup lines here! why? FOR THE LULZ!!!!
I wish I was a derivative so I could be tangent to your curves.
I wish I was Slitherin and you were Hogwarts so I could put my Basilisk in your Chamber of Secrets.
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Quouar
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Post by Quouar on Dec 14, 2010 10:29:22 GMT -5
You spelled Slytherin wrong, nerd.
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Post by Jack Skellington on Dec 14, 2010 13:24:21 GMT -5
my mistake, i havn't read the books so i'm just basing it of listening from the movies, also i'm new to the Harry Potter thing.
also, youre the nerd here. nerd!!!!!!!!!!!
and how dare you change my name to Phillip! It's a much better name than my usual names!
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Hammer
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Post by Hammer on Dec 14, 2010 17:07:40 GMT -5
--When I saw you walk in the room, I passed out and hit my head on the ground. I'm going to need your name a number for insurance purposes.
-- I'll bet that you're exhausted. (Why?) Because you've been running through my mind all day.
-- If you were sine squared, then I'd be cosine squared. Together, we would be 1.
Please note that math puns are the first sine of insanity...
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Post by El'endia Starman on Dec 21, 2010 1:51:31 GMT -5
-I can tell you the approximate square root of any 7-digit number. Don't believe me? Let's try it with your phone number... ("Thank" Hammer for this one... )
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Fuzzy
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Post by Fuzzy on Dec 22, 2010 0:26:56 GMT -5
yo dawg, i herd you liek batman, so we killed your parents.
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Mirior
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Post by Mirior on Dec 22, 2010 10:37:30 GMT -5
Quantum physics says that if you come back to my place, anything could happen.
I don't mean to alarm you, but I'm Jesus, and the world ends in three days. If you've ever wanted to have sex with a deity, now's your only chance.
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Quouar
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Post by Quouar on Dec 22, 2010 14:32:21 GMT -5
I would have sex with Fuzzy if he used that line on me in a bar.
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Post by Jack Skellington on Dec 23, 2010 4:04:20 GMT -5
Do you dislike your parents that much?
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Quouar
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Post by Quouar on Dec 23, 2010 13:40:22 GMT -5
No. I just like the line that much.
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Azzie!
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Post by Azzie! on Dec 27, 2010 23:28:06 GMT -5
Lines I've ACTUALLY HEARD (but have never actually picked up a girl):
"Hey baby, how do you like your eggs? Fried? Scrambled? Or fertilized?"
Guy: *looks at watch* "My watch says you're not wearing any underwear" Girl: "Uh, yeah, I am" Guy: Sorry... It must be ten minutes fast. *cue sleazy grin*
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Quouar
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Post by Quouar on Dec 28, 2010 14:14:44 GMT -5
They made me laugh.
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Post by Not Not Eddie on Jan 5, 2011 0:02:16 GMT -5
I think pick-up lines are, by definition, either cheesy or nerdy, or both. Just sayin'.
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Hammer
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Post by Hammer on Jan 10, 2011 14:24:04 GMT -5
Or completely demeaning.
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